I want to write a song. But the process of writing seems to be too complex. Looks like I might have to have a few “GRE” words in handy , but I am usually a guy who is sometimes ‘lackadaisical’,sometimes ‘cavalier’ about language. Looks like I would need to make the last words of every sentence rhyme (or they would call it a crime, something like that!), but I always thought it was rumor that humor and tumor rhymed. Looks like it helps if your piece was funny, but again, I am a guy who laughs loud when an old lady trips and falls. Also, I came to know a subject is essential. I thought about this for a while (lack of subject matter started to look like a good subject). I have nothing to say about death (or life for that matter), I think Nature is gay and romance is bullcrap, I don’t care if God exists or not. So, looks like we are stuck, eh…writer’s block, writer’s block…But then things are taking a diametrically opposite turn as you are beginning to witness. As I look back (or I could say, ‘in retrospect’ yells Visu the consultant), I have written something about nothing. All these days, I wrote nothing about anything. So, something about nothing seems to be a better thing in comparison. I started to write a song and I dont have one. But I have a blog that I didnt’ start out to write. I was so bored but I have been engaged for a while now. But now I have bored the living shit out of you, the reader. The process of writing is quite simple, I conclude. You only have to be bored enough. Now that I have bored you so much, I feel the time is right for you to start writing. You could write one of those masterpieces like ‘Gone with the wind’ or ‘War and Peace’, that only a person bored to death could come up with. And what’s more, only stupendously bored people would even read that. So, maybe, you were bored even before you started reading this. Anyway, now that I have accomplished to get some material written, I will let you have yours be written.
Cheers!
“A pen is mighty to the bored!”
